I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
After his Bar-Mitzvah, Soulja Boy will officially be Soulja Man