I think about this joke a lot.
(Source: tiptons, via officialchristianmingle)
guess whose going to disneyland right now!
i need to buy a long dress for as cheap as possible
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad