how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Hilary Duff at Marqueen Nightclub tonight.
Omg from now on every photograph she looks like a mixture of Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian
*Beyonce voice* this is so crazy
we live in a terrifying new world where your most embarrassing moments are documented forever and will be used against you in thirty years
i looked p cute today
OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH
IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC
anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.
"it’s a thing!"
yeah that’s not gonna work.
"It sure is a baby alright"